OK Daddy, you can make a Star Wars spaceship with my Lego while I'm out.That was my four year old daughter Sophie just a few weeks ago.
Waaahhhh....gurgle....waaahhhhhh..That's my two and a half week old daughter Charlotte, lying on me, stopping me from getting any of that precious, sanity saving sleep that I stupidly took for granted just a few weeks ago.
Me? I'm a sci-fi loving stay-at-home-dad fighting a losing battle against the forces of princesses, tea parties and all things pink. Even the cat is a girl.
So here it is...Dummies and Death rays....sci-fi, fantasy and horror filtered through the brain of a sleep deprived homedad who knows more about Disney princesses than a thirty-something man should.
If I get some sleep, it might even all make sense.
Wish me luck,